Put your iPod/iTunes/pandora.com on shuffle and ask the following questions, then hit next.
1. What do you think of me, iPod?
"Electric Avenue" - Eddy Grant
2. Will I have a happy life?
"If the Papes Come" - A Tribe Called Quest
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Troubled by the Way We Came Together" - Natalie Imbruglia
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"BareNaked" - Jennifer Love Hewitt
5. What does my boy/girlfriend think of me?
"Skellig" - Loreena McKennitt (huh, apparent means rock in Irish, confirm?)
6. How can I make myself happy?
"Richard Cory" - Simon&Garfunkel
7. What should I do with my life?
"Common People" - William Shatner feat. Joe Jackson
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
"When The Water Falls" - Collective Soul
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Blue Light" - Mazzy Star
10. Will I ever have children?
"Ojos Asi" - Shakira (means 'Eyes Like Yours')
11. Will I die happy?
"Lost In Space" - Misfits
12. Can you give me some good advice?
"Free" - The Martinis
13. Do you know where your children are?
"Sound Of The Revolution" - Lunatic Calm
14. What do you think happiness is?
"Explain It To Me" - Liz Phair
15. What is the meaning of life?
"Breaking The Code" - AKASH
16. What is going to happen to me tomorrow?
"A Stroke of Luck" - Garbage
17. One secret I would never tell?
"2112" - Rush
Ok, that's my life via my music, cryptic huh?