1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Put it all together, that's your first album. Photoshop geekery is optional...
Band Name: Intergalatic Kitchen
Album Title: "meal would come from"
I wasn't enthused with the title, but sometimes you have to let the drummer have their little victories to keep 'em happy
Image © Wooldancer