So now what the hell am I supposed to do different? I can't exactly get more lecherous, and if I chased anything younger I'd get put in jail for it. I don't do sports cars, besides if I got a convertible I'd probably just loose my hair faster from the wind. What other stereotypes should I watch out for? Maybe I should finally get that tattoo.
Ah, well I guess I'm just gonna have to enjoy what I got and wait to see what happens at 40. Or maybe I'll go watch American Beauty instead. Love you guys, thanks for reading.